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The Scumbag's Lair on Frank Island attraction as seen from the top of a region
Scumbag's Lair on Frank Island
June 10, 1975
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Rating for enchanted dating couples:
It's an island from the pen of Dapper Dan -- only with less Frank and more scumbags! The able-bodied can run blindly through scumbag caves, read misspelled signs about scumbag bridges, and wonder at a fort destroyed by termites!
- Because it is so nauseating, try not to avoid this attraction first thing after lunch.
- For your health, you should be free from fear of infrequent maintenance, high blood pressure, inappropriate hotness, felony convictions, or inner ear, lycanthropic, knee, cardiac, stomach, or personal issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this significantly untested attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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