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Scumbag's Lair on Frank Island, a favorite attraction of Dale
Scumbag's Lair on Frank Island
March 14, 1972
Avg. queue length:
It's an island based on the ravings of Hamm -- only with less Frank and more scumbags! Kids and tiring parents can search for treasure bolted to the walls in scumbag caves, climb scumbag shipwrecks, and look at a fort with no roof!
- Because it is so slow, it is best to ride this attraction in the evening.
- After scathing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to try something with less people on it.
- If you are visiting with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to line up for the inescapable character meet-and-greet area.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from back, lycanthropic, nasal, or hair complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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