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The Scumbag's Lair on Frank Island attraction at a distance
Scumbag's Lair on Frank Island
April 14, 1981
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It's an island from the beloved stories of Smee -- only with less Frank and more scumbags! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can obtain a scumbag curse in scumbag caves, enjoy cleverly themed scumbag stuff, and peek between the logs of a fort destroyed by termites!
- Warning: during parades, this attraction will be hostile to Shriners.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from high blood pressure, '80s haircuts, projectile-vomiting propensity, or chin, shoulder, wrist, ankle, or brain complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at random.
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