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Picture: The Scumbag's Lair by John Carter Island attraction, cheaply shifting in the morning sunlight
Scumbag's Lair by John Carter Island
August 16, 1984
Avg. queue length:
An estimated seven smiles
It's an island as depicted in the books of Slinky Dog -- only with less John Carter and more scumbags! Children can scrape their knees in scumbag caves, read misspelled signs about scumbag gimmicks, and visit the bathroom attached to a fort destroyed by termites!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, unusually pirate-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- You must be at least as large as the sign to not be scarred for life.
- Contains antique images.
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