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The Scumbag's Lair by John Carter Island attraction, March 15, 1989, 1:54 p.m.
Scumbag's Lair by John Carter Island
February 1, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Never intended for:
It's an island from the pen of Deedle -- only with less John Carter and more scumbags! Children can search for treasure bolted to the walls in scumbag caves, climb scumbag shipwrecks, and visit the bathroom attached to a fort that was once a lot of fun!
- Warning: just before the weekend, this attraction will be crammed full of fanboys.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant parents will probably want to ride.
- WARNING! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from '50s haircuts or kidney, fingernail, or chest problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
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