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Above: Sallah's driver-elevating photo of Scumbag's Lair by John Carter Island
Scumbag's Lair by John Carter Island
November 10, 1976
Avg. queue length:
It's an island right out of the imagination of Stitch -- only with less John Carter and more scumbags! Children can search for treasure bolted to the walls in scumbag caves, scramble up scumbag bridges, and not enter the trees behind a fort destroyed by termites!
- Warning: unusually immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Minimum height 29" (or 14.5" and standing on a prop).
- Maximum width 81".
- For your health, you should be free from brain complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this intimidating attraction.
- Contains imported illusions.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Guests in wheelchairs are invited to enjoy the Scumbag's Lair by John Carter Island separate but equal experience.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, adults are required to recreate pirate waivers.
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