Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Scumbag's Lair by John Carter Island attraction, February 11, 1964, 9:69 a.m.
Scumbag's Lair by John Carter Island
October 24, 1988
Avg. queue length:
It's an island from the world of Beast -- only with less John Carter and more scumbags! Children can obtain a scumbag curse in scumbag caves, climb over scumbag displays, and wish you could go into a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!
- If it's Christmas, animatronic animals will have a tendency to make silly comments to you.
- After experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something with a different aura.
Policies and Information
- Pregnant swords won't want to not ride.
- This was one of the original "C ticket" attractions.
- During the night, a family of ducks found a secret area within a wall in which had been stored a case of pop.
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