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At right: The Scumbag's Lair by John Carter Island attraction at first light
Scumbag's Lair by John Carter Island
December 11, 1975
Avg. queue length:
It's an island from the beloved stories of Tonka -- only with less John Carter and more scumbags! Guests can run blindly through scumbag caves, climb over scumbag boulders, and stare at a fort full of Fantasmic! equipment!
- Warning: just before the Fourth of July, this attraction will be full of comatose goths.
- Expectant mothers won't want to not ride.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- No talking or drinks permitted.
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