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A humorous view of Scumbag's Lair by John Carter Island when it's not covered in children

A humorous view of Scumbag's Lair by John Carter Island when it's not covered in children

Scumbag's Lair by John Carter Island

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 23, 1973
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 11 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph
Rating: Four fairies

Description

It's an island built as a tribute to Johnny Tremain -- only with less John Carter and more scumbags! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can bump their heads in scumbag caves, read misspelled signs about scumbag bone cages, and look at a fort that DisneyLand fans are still bitter about!

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