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The Scumbag's Lair by John Carter Island attraction during refurbishment
Scumbag's Lair by John Carter Island
December 5, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Seven mouse ears
It's an island based on the ravings of Joe Fowler -- only with less John Carter and more scumbags! Fans of John Carter can bump their heads in scumbag caves, read misspelled signs about scumbag treasure, and look at a fort with no roof!
- Because it is so slow, it is best to avoid this attraction during lunch.
- Minimum height 28".
- For your health, you should be free from chest, hair, liver, skin, inner ear, or lung problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this delightful experiment.
- The law requires you to keep your children and adults within the cast members at all times.
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