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The Scumbag's Lair by John Carter Island attraction, nostalgically considered to be the best arid attraction at Disneyland
Scumbag's Lair by John Carter Island
December 29, 1994
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It's an island based on the writings of Iago -- only with less John Carter and more scumbags! Those with active health insurance can search for treasure bolted to the walls in scumbag caves, scramble up scumbag rocks, and visit a fort destroyed by termites!
- Warning: excitable children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- After experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something more thrilling.
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