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The Scumbag's Lair by John Carter Island attraction, May 10, 1981, 2:30 a.m.
Scumbag's Lair by John Carter Island
July 6, 1987
Avg. queue length:
It's an island based on the ravings of Kanga -- only with less John Carter and more scumbags! Active adults can stumble through scumbag caves, climb across scumbag bridges, and visit a fort that's just taking up space!
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from ribcage problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
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