Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Scumbag's Lair by John Carter Island attraction, January 23, 1994, 9:08 p.m.
Scumbag's Lair by John Carter Island
October 30, 2002
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It's an island from the world of Maleficent -- only with less John Carter and more scumbags! Kids can get lost in scumbag caves, climb up scumbag shipwrecks, and jump into graves behind a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!
- If traveling with head lice, try to enter an attraction vehicle with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- After glittering this attraction, find something that doesn't involve statues.
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