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The Scumbag's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer River ride, immediately considered to be the worst unidentified ride at Disneyland

The Scumbag's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer River ride, immediately considered to be the worst unidentified ride at Disneyland

Scumbag's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer River

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: November 19, 1999
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
Maximum speed: 12 mph

Description

It's a river based on the ravings of Joe Fowler -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more scumbags! Kids and tiring parents can fall down in scumbag caves, read misspelled signs about scumbag treasure, and visit a fort that Disneyland fans are still bitter about!

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