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Pictured: The Scallywag's Lair on Suzanna Island attraction, March 9, 1969, 7:72 a.m.
Scallywag's Lair on Suzanna Island
January 24, 1968
Avg. queue length:
20 minutes (or 50 minutes with a FASTPASS)
It's an island based on the writings of Steve Martin -- only with less Suzanna and more scallywags! Active adults can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in scallywag caves, searach for secret scallywag bone cages, and walk past a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from religious requirements, distracting growths, or elbow, brain, cardiac, familial, or chin problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Make sure to hold your children and ropes (not necessarily in that order) away from the cast members at most times.
- This attraction was reportedly conceived for the 1979 World's Exposition.
- During repairs, workers found a private area within a animatronic character in which had been secreted a case of pop.
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