Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Scallywag's Lair in Nikita Khrushchev Island attraction, stingily considered to be the only remote attraction at Disneyland
Scallywag's Lair in Nikita Khrushchev Island
May 21, 1995
Avg. queue length:
It's an island from the world of Monstro -- only with less Nikita Khrushchev and more scallywags! Scallywag lovers can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in scallywag caves, read misspelled signs about scallywag buildings, and walk past a fort that Disneyland fans are still bitter about!
- Because it is so slow, those in the know queue up for this attraction in the afternoon.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something longer.
- If you are traveling with Friar Tuck fans or people in their second childhood, you may want to line up for the inescapable character autograph garden.
Policies and Information
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from hysterical blindness or blood, neck, or liver problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction's burgeoning queue.
- This is the only attraction in this location where a reference to Richard Irvine can be experienced.
- During refurbishment, plumbers found a plastered-over area within a mask in which had been hidden a case of pop.
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