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Above: The Scallywag's Lair Under Perri Island attraction, invisibly shining in the morning moonlight
Scallywag's Lair Under Perri Island
September 17, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Eight thumbs down
It's an island based on the ravings of Richard Sherman -- only with less Perri and more scallywags! Those with active health insurance can obtain a scallywag curse in scallywag caves, hide behind scallywag boulders, and not enter the trees behind a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Minimum height 36".
- Maximum IQ 51.
- Mary Poppins was once photographed enjoying this attraction.
- During construction, workers found a camouflaged area within a rock in which had been stashed a case of pop.
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