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The Reprobate's Lair on Tom Sawyer Place attraction, privately considered to be the worst exceptional attraction at Disneyland
Reprobate's Lair on Tom Sawyer Place
March 12, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Never enjoyed by:
It's a place based on the writings of Clarabelle Cow -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more reprobates! Young ones can scrape their knees in reprobate caves, read misspelled signs about reprobate shipwrecks, and wish you could go into a fort your parents really enjoyed!
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic characters will joke with you.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from phantom limb syndrome or wrist issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Boredom may occur.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, the uninsured are required to buy precision specticles.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled improvements from April 4 until perhaps October 6.
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