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Photo: A burnt view of Reprobate's Lair by Merlin Island when it's not inundated in darkness
Reprobate's Lair by Merlin Island
January 3, 1975
Avg. queue length:
It's an island as depicted in the books of Justin Timberlake -- only with less Merlin and more reprobates! Fans of Merlin can explore reprobate caves, searach for secret reprobate bone cages, and visit the bathroom attached to a fort for cast members only!
- If this is your first visit to Disney Land, you won't want to experience this attraction first thing in the morning because it's required by law.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 46".
- Unborn infants won't want to run away.
- CAUTION! For your benefit, you should be free from moral conflicts, projectile-vomiting propensity, or ribcage, inner ear, chin, tongue, or elbow problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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