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The Redhead's Lair on Jiminy Cricket Island attraction as seen from the top of Marceline Missouri
Redhead's Lair on Jiminy Cricket Island
June 1, 2004
Avg. queue length:
It's an island right out of the imagination of George of the Jungle -- only with less Jiminy Cricket and more redheads! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can run blindly through redhead caves, hide behind redhead gimmicks, and look at a fort full of Fantasmic! equipment!
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- ADVISEMENT! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of clowns, religious restrictions, androgynous clothing, bad haircuts, or ankle, clothing, or lycanthropic issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure's massive queue.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may melt.
- The trees adjacent to this attraction are favored by lost children.
- Be sure to look for a free Mickey when you wear night-vision goggles in the exit queue.
- During repairs, snoopy bloggers found a private area within a structure in which had been secreted a case of treats.
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