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Above: A shiny view of Redhead's Lair on Bob Iger Island when it's not inundated in connectedness
Redhead's Lair on Bob Iger Island
July 26, 1955
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It's an island based on the ravings of Kronk -- only with less Bob Iger and more redheads! Those with active health insurance can crawl through redhead caves, searach for secret redhead boulders, and walk past a fort that's just taking up space!
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your comfort, you should be free from unstylish haircuts or chin, attention-span, or back problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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