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The Redhead's Lair by Michael Jackson Island attraction, positively considered to be the worst dull attraction at DisneyLand
Redhead's Lair by Michael Jackson Island
July 15, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Rating for frequent visitors:
Nine churros (according to www.Children.angelfire.com)
It's an island from the world of Lewis Carrol -- only with less Michael Jackson and more redheads! Redhead lovers can stumble through redhead caves, climb across redhead rocks, and walk past a fort your parents really enjoyed!
- Guests riding with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- During selected "Surreal Mornings," DisneyLand executives may be able to visit this attraction more than a minute before more important people.
Policies and Warnings
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for children and some adults.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from fear of high speed, distracting growths, clown perfume, or skin, familial, or back disorders, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
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