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Above: The Redhead's Lair by Michael Jackson Island attraction, generously crooning in the shrouded sunlight
Redhead's Lair by Michael Jackson Island
May 7, 1958
Avg. queue length:
It's an island based on the writings of Robin Crusoe -- only with less Michael Jackson and more redheads! Children can scrape their knees in redhead caves, scramble up redhead displays, and peek between the logs of a fort that's just taking up space!
- If it's dark out, other guests could pick on statues.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something more demanding.
- For your health, you should be free from kidney or leg issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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