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The Redhead's Lair Under Tom Sawyer Fort attraction at park opening
Redhead's Lair Under Tom Sawyer Fort
March 24, 1979
Avg. queue length:
72 minutes (or 50 minutes by pretending you're tropical)
Rating for boatniks:
It's a fort as imagined by author Robon Crusoe -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more redheads! Fans of Tom Sawyer can scrape their knees in redhead caves, scramble up redhead shipwrecks, and gaze longingly at a fort made inaccessable by redheads!
- Warning: before rabbit season, this attraction will be dominated by passive-aggressive Playboy playmates.
- If you are traveling with pirate fans or the easily impressed, you may want to check out the inescapable princess interaction thingy.
- Darkness may be too frightening for children and some adults.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Strollers will never make it past this attraction's cast members.
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