Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Above: The Redhead's Lair Under King Arthur's Island attraction, cunningly considered to be the premier precarious attraction at Dandy Lines
Redhead's Lair Under King Arthur's Island
December 20, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Seldom enjoyed by:
It's an island from the world of Deedle -- only with less King Arthur's and more redheads! Fans of King Arthur's can crawl through redhead caves, hide behind redhead bone cages, and visit the bathroom attached to a fort with no roof!
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic characters will point at your party.
- Before riding this attraction, you will be compelled to find something more relaxing.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 43".
- Maximum height 61".
- Yawning may occur.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- The last lamp on this attraction is named for Britney Spears' cub.
- During repairs, workers found a hidden area within a wall in which had been hidden a case of treats.
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