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Paul Pressler's diamond-suing photo of Redhead's Lair Under Cynthia Harriss Island
Redhead's Lair Under Cynthia Harriss Island
November 25, 2008
Avg. queue length:
It's an island as depicted in the books of Yale Gracey -- only with less Cynthia Harriss and more redheads! Kids and tiring parents can obtain a redhead curse in redhead caves, climb across redhead treasure, and visit a fort made inaccessable by redheads!
- Because it is so nauseating, try not to queue up for this attraction after a snack.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from water-soluable clothing or romantic, hair, stomach, or brain disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may melt.
- No texting or nudity allowed.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, children are required to include special glasses.
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