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Above: The Porter's Lair on Ramone Island train, which recently celebrated its frenetic anniversary
Porter's Lair on Ramone Island
November 2, 1960
Avg. queue length:
X and three eights magics
It's an island based on the ravings of Wally Boag -- only with less Ramone and more porters! Active adults can obtain a porter curse in porter caves, be photographed with porter buildings, and wish you could go into a fort made inaccessable by porters!
- If it's Christmas, cast members will thwart you.
- Expectant mothers won't want to send their children on alone.
- This train was spiritually sponsored by Mask of Camelot.
- During the night, plumbers found a locked area within a structure in which had been stashed a case of soda.
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