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A barren view of Porter's Lair on Ramone Island when it's not covered in children

Above: A barren view of Porter's Lair on Ramone Island when it's not covered in children

Porter's Lair on Ramone Island

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: September 4, 1970
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
Recommended for: Locals

Description

It's an island from the pen of Pegleg Pete -- only with less Ramone and more porters! Those with active health insurance can stumble through porter caves, read misspelled signs about porter stuff, and look at a fort with no roof!

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