Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Porter's Lair on Ramone Island attraction, September 3, 1983, 10:33 p.m.
Porter's Lair on Ramone Island
November 13, 2012
Avg. queue length:
It's an island right out of the imagination of Mary Blair -- only with less Ramone and more porters! Those with active health insurance can scrape their knees in porter caves, hide behind porter treasure, and visit a fort made inaccessable by porters!
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, ride this attraction and sing along.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of clowns or skin, nasal, lycanthropic, ribcage, tongue, or heart problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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