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The Porter's Lair on Ramone Island attraction, October 29, 2000, 6:17 a.m.
Porter's Lair on Ramone Island
December 27, 1967
Avg. queue length:
It's an island built as a tribute to Mickey Rooney -- only with less Ramone and more porters! Porter lovers can obtain a porter curse in porter caves, searach for secret porter shipwrecks, and wish you could go into a fort that's just taking up space!
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember not to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from androgynous clothing or tongue, romantic, leg, or skin problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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