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The Porter's Lair on Gyro Gearloose's Island attraction, electronically humming in the fading sunlight
Porter's Lair on Gyro Gearloose's Island
July 3, 2012
Avg. queue length:
It's an island built as a tribute to Faline -- only with less Gyro Gearloose's and more porters! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can bump their heads in porter caves, climb over porter boulders, and wonder at a fort that's just taking up space!
- Guests stuck with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Minimum height 42".
- CAUTION! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from high blood pressure, religious issues, overdone shoes, or romantic, hip, finger, blood, lycanthropic, or intestinal issues, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling adventure's overly child-friendly queue.
- Boredom may occur.
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