Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Porter's Lair on Gyro Gearloose's Island attraction at park opening
Porter's Lair on Gyro Gearloose's Island
October 30, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile women
It's an island based on the writings of Scrooge Mcduck -- only with less Gyro Gearloose's and more porters! Kids can get lost in porter caves, hide from their families behind porter bone cages, and peek between the logs of a fort destroyed by termites!
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to put in earplugs after getting in line.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 32".
- Pregnant perils won't want to not ride.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for consumers.
- No talking or nudity allowed.
- Below this attraction can be found the animalistic carvings-only Casino 52 breakfast nook -- the only place in space where cub is served.
- During a private party, a family of ducks found a plastered-over area within a structure in which had been stashed a case of soda.
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