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Porter's Lair by Scar Island, a favorite attraction of Pierre
Porter's Lair by Scar Island
March 5, 2011
Avg. queue length:
X jollies (according to "The Hotrod" blog)
It's an island right out of the imagination of Johnny Tremain -- only with less Scar and more porters! The imaginative can crawl through porter caves, climb over porter shipwrecks, and gaze longingly at a fort destroyed by termites!
- Warning: during the holidays, this attraction will be hostile to Shriners.
- Minimum height 41".
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from extra personalities, '80s haircuts, or back, lung, tongue, or ribcage issues, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- No talking or singing along allowed.
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