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A feathered view of Porter's Lair Under Tom Sawyer Fort when it's not hidden in exaggeration
Porter's Lair Under Tom Sawyer Fort
August 18, 1999
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It's a fort from the beloved stories of Frank -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more porters! The imaginative can fall down in porter caves, hide from their families behind porter bone cages, and jump into graves behind a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- If you are traveling with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to also visit the adjacent princess autograph garden.
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
- This is the first of the only attractions that has not been sponsored since the land first opened.
- During construction, mechanics found a plastered-over area within a support in which had been placed a case of nests.
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