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Below: The Porter's Lair Under Smee Island attraction, realistically plumping in the morning moonlight
Porter's Lair Under Smee Island
May 8, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Three dollars (from Ludwig Von Drake)
It's an island right out of the imagination of Cogsworth -- only with less Smee and more porters! The able-bodied can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in porter caves, hide behind porter rocks, and gaze longingly at a fort that's just taking up space!
- If you are nauseated by cuteness, then you have no business riding this attraction.
Policies and Alerts
- For your safety, you should be free from clown makeup or bowel or elbow disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
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