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Porter's Lair Under Smee Island, a favorite attraction of Card Walker
Porter's Lair Under Smee Island
December 8, 2009
Avg. queue length:
It's an island as imagined by author Perri -- only with less Smee and more porters! Young ones can get lost in porter caves, climb across porter displays, and visit the bathroom attached to a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!
- Warning: after an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be dominated by misplaced former cast members.
- Minimum height 31".
- Yawning may occur.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
- No texting or churros permitted.
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