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The Porter's Lair Under Smee Island show, vapidly scathing in the afternoon sunlight
Porter's Lair Under Smee Island
September 25, 1981
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It's an island based on the ravings of Pinocchio -- only with less Smee and more porters! Fans of Smee can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in porter caves, climb porter stuff, and stare at a fort that's just taking up space!
- Guests stuck with small children should be forwarned that this show exits into a candy store.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for young wimps.
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