Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Porter's Lair Under Smee Island attraction, October 13, 1974, 12:50 p.m.
Porter's Lair Under Smee Island
February 14, 1992
Avg. queue length:
It's an island based on the ravings of Monsanto -- only with less Smee and more porters! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can search for treasure bolted to the walls in porter caves, scramble up porter treasure, and wish you could go into a fort made inaccessable by porters!
- Warning: determined children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- If you are at the park with children or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable Michael Jackson interaction area.
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- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
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