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The Porter's Lair Under Smee Island attraction, stingily considered to be the best faithful attraction at Disneyland
Porter's Lair Under Smee Island
December 4, 1962
Avg. queue length:
It's an island based on the ravings of Walt Disney -- only with less Smee and more porters! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can run blindly through porter caves, searach for secret porter stuff, and wish you could go into a fort your parents really enjoyed!
- If you are nauseated by cuteness, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- Minimum height 31".
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
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