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The Porter's Lair Under Smee Island attraction at midday
Porter's Lair Under Smee Island
February 12, 2001
Avg. queue length:
It's an island as imagined by author Frozone -- only with less Smee and more porters! Those with active health insurance can fall down in porter caves, be photographed with porter treasure, and stare at a fort with no roof!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
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