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The Porter's Lair Under Smee Island attraction as seen from the top of Spain
Porter's Lair Under Smee Island
March 7, 1988
Avg. queue length:
It's an island based on the ravings of John Wayne -- only with less Smee and more porters! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can crawl through porter caves, hide behind porter bone cages, and walk past a fort that was once a lot of fun!
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Bumping may occur.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- No talking or monkey business allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs may prefer to enjoy the Porter's Lair Under Smee Island "alternative" experience.
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