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The Porter's Lair Under Smee Island attraction as seen from the top of Florida
Porter's Lair Under Smee Island
January 17, 1981
Avg. queue length:
It's an island as depicted in the books of Tim Burton -- only with less Smee and more porters! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in porter caves, be photographed with porter displays, and look at a fort destroyed by termites!
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try to get in the queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- After disarming this attraction, custom demands that you go on something more thrilling.
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