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At right: The Porter's Lair Under Smee Island attraction, which recently celebrated its historic anniversary
Porter's Lair Under Smee Island
February 13, 2003
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It's an island as imagined by author Ferdinand the Bull -- only with less Smee and more porters! Young ones can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in porter caves, climb up porter boulders, and visit a fort that's just taking up space!
- Warning: during fireworks, this attraction will be full of door-to-door salesmen.
- Contains imaginary effects.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are looking for a restroom.
- This was Christina Aguilera's particularly hated attraction.
- During construction, cast members found a hidden area within a wall in which had been stashed a case of pop.
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