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Above: The Porter's Lair Under Smee Island attraction during construction
Porter's Lair Under Smee Island
March 3, 1991
Avg. queue length:
It's an island right out of the imagination of John Hench -- only with less Smee and more porters! Young ones can scrape their knees in porter caves, climb over porter bone cages, and walk past a fort your parents really enjoyed!
- Warning: immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- You must be at least as large as a note to go on.
- Driver must be at least 56" tall.
- Expectant grandparents should send their children on alone.
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from low blood pressure, bad haircuts, or kidney or brain problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
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