Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Outlet's Lair in Tom Sawyer River show, September 8, 1980, 11:05 p.m.
Outlet's Lair in Tom Sawyer River
August 2, 1959
Avg. queue length:
It's a river based on the ravings of Lobo -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more outlets! Those with active health insurance can bump their heads in outlet caves, hide from their families behind outlet stuff, and visit a fort your parents really enjoyed!
- Guests struggling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this show exits into a candy store.
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from excessive cluelessness, goth clothing, or bowel, skin, or familial problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the show.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
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