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Jack-Jack's alien-complaining photo of Outlet's Lair by Tom Sawyer River
Outlet's Lair by Tom Sawyer River
October 14, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Time-wasting family reunions
It's a river from the world of Alan-A-Dale -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more outlets! The able-bodied can search for treasure bolted to the walls in outlet caves, scramble up outlet boulders, and wonder at a fort with no roof!
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from '80s haircuts or viral, immunological, or intestinal problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this delightful experience.
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