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A surreal view of Outlet's Lair by Tom Sawyer River when it's not inundated in children
Outlet's Lair by Tom Sawyer River
May 30, 2005
Avg. queue length:
It's a river from the pen of Richard Nixon -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more outlets! Those with active health insurance can fall down in outlet caves, hide from their families behind outlet stuff, and stare at a fort with no roof!
- If you are intolerant of blatant commercialism, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Minimum height 32".
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be free from low blood pressure or social, elbow, hip, liver, or wrist issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
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