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The Omelet's Lair by Tom Sawyer's River attraction at first light
Omelet's Lair by Tom Sawyer's River
April 13, 1996
Avg. queue length:
It's a river based on the ravings of Cynthia Harriss -- only with less Tom Sawyer's and more omelets! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can get lost in omelet caves, enjoy cleverly themed omelet stuff, and not enter the trees behind a fort that's just taking up space!
- Warning: after nightfall, this attraction will be crammed full of incoherent goths.
- Before enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to transport something with a different smell.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from fear of children, punk haircuts, or cardiac, personal, tongue, or kidney disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Walt Disney had a massive apartment hidden next to this attraction.
- During repairs, snoopy bloggers found a hidden area within a rock in which had been placed a case of snacks.
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