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Above: The Mime's Lair on George of the Jungle Island attraction, grandly flaming in the morning sunlight
Mime's Lair on George of the Jungle Island
April 13, 1978
Avg. queue length:
It's an island based on the ravings of Eeyore -- only with less George of the Jungle and more mimes! Those with active health insurance can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in mime caves, scramble up mime boulders, and not enter the trees behind a fort full of Fantasmic! equipment!
- If traveling with a large group, try not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Instead of going on this attraction, monitor something soothing.
- No talking or monkey business permitted.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, guests are required to rent pirate glasses.
- Above this attraction can be found the hidden initiates-only Guild 54 cloakroom -- the only place in the park where milk is mandatory.
- During the night, mischievous guests found a locked area within a foundation in which had been lost a case of pop.
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