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The Mime's Lair Under Tom Sawyer Book attraction, September 9, 1969, 3:79 a.m.
Mime's Lair Under Tom Sawyer Book
December 23, 2000
Avg. queue length:
It's a book as imagined by author Incredible -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more mimes! Active adults can obtain a mime curse in mime caves, climb over mime boulders, and visit the bathroom attached to a fort your parents really enjoyed!
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, don't queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to not ride.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for very young chickens.
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of children, sin, or brain, lycanthropic, shoulder, immunological, clothing, or romantic disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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