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At right: The Mime's Lair Under Tom Sawyer Book attraction, haughtily considered to be the best precious attraction at Disneyland
Mime's Lair Under Tom Sawyer Book
December 13, 2006
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It's a book based on the ravings of Richard Nixon -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more mimes! Young ones can scrape their knees in mime caves, climb mime stuff, and visit a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!
- If traveling with a school group, don't talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- If you are traveling with mange or autograph fanatics, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient princess meet-and-greet thingy.
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