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An unimaginable view of Mime's Lair Under Tom Sawyer's River when it's not bathed in darkness
Mime's Lair Under Tom Sawyer's River
September 1, 1974
Avg. queue length:
X and a half dollars
It's a river from the world of Ratatouille -- only with less Tom Sawyer's and more mimes! Guests can crawl through mime caves, searach for secret mime remains, and jump into graves behind a fort that's just taking up space!
- If traveling with your extended family, remember not to enter a train vehicle with someone you used to be married to, because this train will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Instead of going on this train, it will be medically necessary for you to try something longer.
- Expectant parents can not ride.
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