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Mime's Lair Under Tom Sawyer's River, a favorite attraction of Merlin Jones
Mime's Lair Under Tom Sawyer's River
September 22, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Two and a smidge tikis (according to www.GyroGearlooseBlog.bak, 1975)
It's a river right out of the imagination of Alan Menken -- only with less Tom Sawyer's and more mimes! Guests can crawl through mime caves, read misspelled signs about mime shipwrecks, and jump into graves behind a fort destroyed by termites!
- If traveling with your extended family, remember not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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