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Above: A hidden view of Mime's Lair Under Tom Sawyer's River when it's not shrounded in children
Mime's Lair Under Tom Sawyer's River
March 2, 2012
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It's a river as depicted in the books of Oogie -- only with less Tom Sawyer's and more mimes! Those with active health insurance can scrape their knees in mime caves, hide from their families behind mime treasure, and jump into graves behind a fort made inaccessable by mimes!
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try not to sit next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to compose something softer.
- During selected "Magic Entries," Disneyland executives can't run to this attraction half a minute prior to less important people.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers won't want to not ride.
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