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The Mime's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer River attraction, which recently celebrated its artificial anniversary
Mime's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer River
September 30, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Seven and a third princesses
It's a river as imagined by author Gus -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more mimes! Children can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in mime caves, hide from their families behind mime bone cages, and walk past a fort made inaccessable by mimes!
- Warning: after a solar eclipse, this attraction will be hostile to retirees.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 31".
- Maximum height 77".
- Operator must be at least 43" tall.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from sin or stomach, social, chin, lycanthropic, or finger disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are looking for a restroom.
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