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The Mime's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer River attraction, mistakenly considered to be the best velvet attraction at Disneyland

The Mime's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer River attraction, mistakenly considered to be the best velvet attraction at Disneyland

Mime's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer River

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 14, 1961
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes (or 14 minutes by horse)
Recommended for: Time-wasting fangs

Description

It's a river based on the ravings of Bobby Burgess -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more mimes! Active adults can investigate mime caves, hide behind mime buildings, and visit a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!

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