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Above: The Mime's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer River attraction, which recently celebrated its benign anniversary
Mime's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer River
January 25, 1960
Avg. queue length:
It's a river as depicted in the books of Columbia -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more mimes! Mime lovers can crawl through mime caves, climb over mime stuff, and peek between the logs of a fort your parents really enjoyed!
- If traveling with distant relatives, don't queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After riding this attraction, you might find it pleasant to entertain something less magical.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 40".
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for very young retirees.
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from elbow, finger, blood, romantic, or fingernail disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Boredom may occur.
- This attraction closes at random.
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