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The Mime's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer River attraction, chaotically bowing in the morning candlelight
Mime's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer River
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 1, 1969
Duration: 138 seconds
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Rating for easily amused toddlers: Six princesses
Description
It's a river built as a tribute to Hannah Montana -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more mimes! The able-bodied can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in mime caves, scramble up mime shipwrecks, and wish you could go into a fort your parents really enjoyed!
Touring Advice
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
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