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The Mime's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer River experience, May 25, 1987, 2:49 a.m.
Mime's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer River
July 12, 2007
Avg. queue length:
It's a river based on the ravings of Kaa -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more mimes! Children can explore mime caves, enjoy cleverly themed mime gimmicks, and stare at a fort destroyed by termites!
- Warning: in many cases, massively fantasy-addicted children will want to queue for this experience multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Instead of riding this experience, find something calmer.
- For your comfort, you should be free from knee, inner ear, brain, heart, or bowel problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- No babies or snacks permitted.
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