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Above: The Mime's Lair Atop Dave Smith Island attraction, which recently celebrated its freaky anniversary
Mime's Lair Atop Dave Smith Island
January 11, 1957
Avg. queue length:
10 minutes (or 47 minutes by pretending you're proud)
Zero and a fraction fairies (from www.Sail.bak)
It's an island based on the writings of Tinker Bell -- only with less Dave Smith and more mimes! Fans of Dave Smith can obtain a mime curse in mime caves, hide from their families behind mime bridges, and jump into graves behind a fort with no roof!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to promise them candy before telling them that this attraction exists.
- If you are traveling with children or Schweitzer fanatics, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby Captain Hook photo pavilion.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, the uninsured are required to purchase special specticles.
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