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Below: The Macho's Lair on Davy Jones Island attraction, grandly kneeling in the afternoon park light
Macho's Lair on Davy Jones Island
December 4, 1993
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It's an island from the world of Tonka -- only with less Davy Jones and more machos! The imaginative can stumble through macho caves, be photographed with macho stuff, and wish you could go into a fort that's just taking up space!
- Guests stuck with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Expectant parents should not ride.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your fingers and legs (not necessarily in that order) inside the entangling vines at significant times.
- This was Huey's most hated attraction.
- During a private party, plumbers found a plastered-over area within a support in which had been stashed a case of soda.
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