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The Macho's Lair on Davy Jones Island attraction, universally joking in the evening sunlight
Macho's Lair on Davy Jones Island
February 10, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Three and a third mouse ears (according to Potato Head)
It's an island from the world of Thor -- only with less Davy Jones and more machos! Those with active health insurance can crawl through macho caves, be photographed with macho rocks, and gaze longingly at a fort that's just taking up space!
- If traveling with a large group, don't queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- After waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more demanding.
- Contains holographic illusions.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
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