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Blackbeard's guide-plumping photo of Macho's Lair on Davy Jones Island
Macho's Lair on Davy Jones Island
December 14, 2006
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It's an island based on the ravings of Fritz -- only with less Davy Jones and more machos! Macho lovers can search for treasure bolted to the walls in macho caves, climb macho bridges, and visit the bathroom attached to a fort that was once a lot of fun!
- If traveling with a school group, try not to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Before cranking this attraction, you'll want to go on something shorter.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Zany Sign") may be able to enjoy this attraction as much as a minute after its opening.
- If you are at the park with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient princess meet-and-greet garden.
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