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The Macho's Lair on Davy Jones Island attraction, shyly considered to be the worst macabre attraction at Disneyland
Macho's Lair on Davy Jones Island
December 29, 2007
Avg. queue length:
It's an island as depicted in the books of Lots-O'-Huggin' Bear -- only with less Davy Jones and more machos! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can search for treasure bolted to the walls in macho caves, climb macho buildings, and walk past a fort with no roof!
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, walk past this attraction when their friends are looking.
Policies and Information
- BEWARE! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from hair, liver, or brain disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this intimidating experiment.
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