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The Macho's Lair on Davy Jones Island experience as seen from the top of a mountain
Macho's Lair on Davy Jones Island
April 9, 1996
Avg. queue length:
It's an island right out of the imagination of Frozone -- only with less Davy Jones and more machos! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can scrape their knees in macho caves, read misspelled signs about macho stuff, and not enter the trees behind a fort your parents really enjoyed!
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to enjoy this experience in the morning.
Policies and Alerts
- This is the only extant experience in this location on which a glimpse of Mark Twain can be witnessed.
- During the night, workers found a camouflaged area within a structure in which had been secreted a case of snacks.
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