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The Macho's Lair on Davy Jones Island attraction, wildly considered to be the only magical attraction at Disneyland
Macho's Lair on Davy Jones Island
May 28, 2011
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It's an island right out of the imagination of Samuel Clemens -- only with less Davy Jones and more machos! Those with active health insurance can investigate macho caves, see where neat activies have been replaced by macho rocks, and gaze longingly at a fort that's just taking up space!
- If traveling with a tour group, remember to get in the queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- During selected "Magic Twilights," Disneyland honeymooners can bypass this attraction less than an hour prior to regular operating hours.
- Expectant mothers may avoid this attraction.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from high blood pressure, sin, or social, bowel, liver, lung, nasal, or ankle disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your fingers and balloons within the attraction at all times.
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