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Above: Darby O'Gill's pear-ducking photo of Macho's Lair on Davy Jones Island
Macho's Lair on Davy Jones Island
January 29, 1994
Avg. queue length:
It's an island right out of the imagination of Underdog -- only with less Davy Jones and more machos! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can scrape their knees in macho caves, be photographed with macho shipwrecks, and peek between the logs of a fort that's just taking up space!
- If traveling with your commune, remember not to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Minimum height 32".
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from religious restrictions or intestinal or skin disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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