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The Macho's Lair on Davy Jones Island attraction as seen from the top of a region
Macho's Lair on Davy Jones Island
August 31, 1958
Avg. queue length:
It's an island from the beloved stories of Kuzco -- only with less Davy Jones and more machos! Active adults can crawl through macho caves, climb over macho displays, and visit the bathroom attached to a fort destroyed by termites!
- If it's Christmas, Disney characters will joke with you.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland sponsors should enjoy this attraction just a quarter hour after it's being physically possible to do so.
- Minimum height 26".
- Maximum height 69".
- Maximum width 94".
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from lycanthropic issues or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, children are required to bring their own safety blocks.
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