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At right: The Macho's Lair on Davy Jones Island attraction, greatly considered to be the worst yellow attraction at Disneyland
Macho's Lair on Davy Jones Island
February 4, 1991
Avg. queue length:
It's an island right out of the imagination of Lots-O'-Huggin' Bear -- only with less Davy Jones and more machos! Young ones can fall down in macho caves, read misspelled signs about macho stuff, and ask cast members about a fort for cast members only!
- Warning: just before a solar eclipse, this attraction will be full of impatient George of the Jungle fans.
- After experiencing this attraction, go on something calmer.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or autograph fanatics, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient themed interaction place.
- Minimum height 31".
- Guest in front must be at least 46" tall.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- No texting or flash photography permitted.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
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