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The Macho's Lair on Belle Island attraction as seen from the top of Critter Country
Macho's Lair on Belle Island
July 1, 2012
Avg. queue length:
50 minutes (or 4 minutes by boat)
Intellectually impaired teens
It's an island based on the ravings of Snow White -- only with less Belle and more machos! Young ones can get lost in macho caves, searach for secret macho remains, and stare at a fort full of Fantasmic! equipment!
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to wait until they're asleep while telling them that this attraction exists.
- If you are traveling with small children or immature adults, you may want to line up for the inescapable Flintheart Glomgold photo place.
- Minimum height 31".
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be free from goth clothing or personal or romantic issues or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- During hail, this attraction may run backwards.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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