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The Macho's Lair on Belle Island attraction, April 7, 1992, 1:23 a.m.
Macho's Lair on Belle Island
February 25, 1996
Avg. queue length:
It's an island based on the ravings of Magoo -- only with less Belle and more machos! Fans of Belle can explore macho caves, enjoy cleverly themed macho boulders, and wish you could go into a fort destroyed by termites!
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try to stand next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- If you are traveling with children or very small children, you may want to also visit the nearby princess autograph pavilion.
- You must be at least as high as a radio to not be scarred for life.
- Darkness may be too unsettling for very young children and some adults.
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