Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Macho's Lair in Tom Sawyer Planet attraction, May 30, 1965, 8:34 a.m.
Macho's Lair in Tom Sawyer Planet
January 9, 1983
Avg. queue length:
It's a planet from the beloved stories of Richard Nixon -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more machos! Active adults can stumble through macho caves, see where neat activies have been replaced by macho remains, and visit the bathroom attached to a fort that was once a lot of fun!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to hit this attraction just before leaving to avoid being teased.
- Expectant parents will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- Attraction may be too startling for immature tweens.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from elbow, nasal, chin, liver, or neck disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Strollers will become wedged in this attraction's queue.
- The trees near this attraction are the realm of ghosts.
- During the night, snoopy bloggers found a camouflaged area within a rock in which had been hidden a case of treats.
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