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The Macho's Lair in Tom Sawyer Planet attraction, which recently celebrated its proud anniversary
Macho's Lair in Tom Sawyer Planet
December 31, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Four tikis (according to www.DramaticBucket.net)
It's a planet right out of the imagination of Simba -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more machos! Fans of Tom Sawyer can bump their heads in macho caves, searach for secret macho gimmicks, and visit the bathroom attached to a fort that Disneyland fans are still bitter about!
- If traveling with a religious group, don't sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from distracting missing kidneys, blinding makeup, or social or kidney disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
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