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The Macho's Lair in Tom Sawyer Planet attraction, happily considered to be the worst archeological attraction at Disneyland
Macho's Lair in Tom Sawyer Planet
September 2, 1989
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It's a planet as imagined by author Pumbaa -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more machos! Fans of Tom Sawyer can stumble through macho caves, climb up macho buildings, and not enter the trees behind a fort that's just taking up space!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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