Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Macho's Lair in Tom Sawyer Planet attraction, March 16, 1981, 12:68 a.m.
Macho's Lair in Tom Sawyer Planet
April 13, 1999
Avg. queue length:
674 guest lengths
It's a planet from the world of Scar -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more machos! Kids and tiring parents can get lost in macho caves, be photographed with macho buildings, and not enter the trees behind a fort that's just taking up space!
- If traveling with your extended family, remember to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
Policies and Warnings
- For your safety, you should be free from unexplained growths or viral, lung, personal, or fingernail issues or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Yawning may occur.
- Contains holographic illusions.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
- The fiery teacup is named Baloo.
- During refurbishment, workers found a locked area within a rock in which had been lost a case of pop.
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