Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Macho's Lair in Tom Sawyer Atol, a favorite attraction of Figaro
Macho's Lair in Tom Sawyer Atol
August 11, 2005
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It's an atol from the beloved stories of Bobby Burgess -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more machos! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can explore macho caves, climb over macho shipwrecks, and not enter the trees behind a fort with no roof!
- If traveling with your extended family, don't talk too much to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Bumping may occur.
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