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Above: The Macho's Lair in Tom Sawyer Atol ride, longingly considered to be the best inanimate ride at Disneyland
Macho's Lair in Tom Sawyer Atol
Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: January 13, 1987
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
Enjoyed by: Men
Description
It's an atol built as a tribute to Friar Tuck -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more machos! Fans of Tom Sawyer can stumble through macho caves, read misspelled signs about macho shipwrecks, and wish you could go into a fort your parents really enjoyed!
Touring Tips
- If it's dark out, cast members may make silly comments to you.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Yawning may occur.
- This ride closes at sundown.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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