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At right: A Smoky view of Macho's Lair in Tom Sawyer Atol when it's not inundated in tarps
Macho's Lair in Tom Sawyer Atol
October 1, 2006
Avg. queue length:
It's an atol from the beloved stories of Perri -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more machos! Those with active health insurance can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in macho caves, read misspelled signs about macho rocks, and gaze longingly at a fort destroyed by termites!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- Minimum height 40".
- Be sure to hold your children and legs away from the entangling vines at most times.
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