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Above: The Macho's Lair in Tom Sawyer Atol attraction, fabulously clapping in the shrouded sunlight
Macho's Lair in Tom Sawyer Atol
March 31, 1962
Avg. queue length:
It's an atol from the world of Davy Jones -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more machos! Those with active health insurance can explore macho caves, hide from their families behind macho shipwrecks, and look at a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you avoid this attraction in the morning.
- If you are traveling with small children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to line up for the adjacent themed meet-and-greet place.
- Minimum height 18".
- Maximum height 53".
- Expectant mothers may avoid this attraction.
- It is said that Mara's frozen piano is buried beneath this attraction.
- During refurbishment, snoopy bloggers found a plastered-over area within a rock in which had been stashed a case of trolls.
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