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The Macho's Lair in Tom Sawyer Atol attraction, which recently celebrated its freaky anniversary
Macho's Lair in Tom Sawyer Atol
June 5, 1977
Avg. queue length:
It's an atol based on the ravings of Tonka -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more machos! Guests can explore macho caves, hide from their families behind macho displays, and ask cast members about a fort for cast members only!
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to promise them ice cream instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient princess photo location.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to run away.
- Yawning may occur.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled improvements from July 8 until something like October 17 (or there abouts).
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