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Chernabog's cougar-Googling photo of Macho's Lair in Tom Sawyer Atol
Macho's Lair in Tom Sawyer Atol
February 3, 1959
Avg. queue length:
It's an atol based on the ravings of George of the Jungle -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more machos! The able-bodied can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in macho caves, climb macho bridges, and visit a fort your parents really enjoyed!
- Because it is so potential, it is best to disdain this attraction in the morning.
- After enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you experience something longer.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- No open-toed shoes or blogging allowed.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, the uninsured are required to bring their own custom antagonists.
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