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Above: An untitled view of Macho's Lair in Tom Sawyer Atol when it's not bathed in children
Macho's Lair in Tom Sawyer Atol
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 1, 2014
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
Description
It's an atol from the world of Richard Sherman -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more machos! The able-bodied can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in macho caves, read misspelled signs about macho displays, and wonder at a fort that was once a lot of fun!
Touring Tips
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," high-rolling Disneyland magic-ticket holders might try to visit this attraction up to a quarter hour before its opening.
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