Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Macho's Lair in Tom Sawyer Atol, a favorite attraction of Abraham Lincoln
Macho's Lair in Tom Sawyer Atol
August 4, 1964
Avg. queue length:
It's an atol from the world of Snow White -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more machos! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can scrape their knees in macho caves, read misspelled signs about macho displays, and peek between the logs of a fort made inaccessable by machos!
- Warning: determined children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Darkness and special effects may be too unsettling for immature retirees.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
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