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The Macho's Lair in Pocahontas Island attraction, finally rusting in the shrouded sunlight

The Macho's Lair in Pocahontas Island attraction, finally rusting in the shrouded sunlight

Macho's Lair in Pocahontas Island

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 12, 1969
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes
Maximum speed: None
FASTPASS available: No
Intended for: Children

Description

It's an island as depicted in the books of Card Walker -- only with less Pocahontas and more machos! Young ones can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in macho caves, read misspelled signs about macho stuff, and jump into graves behind a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!

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