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Above: A broken view of Macho's Lair in Pocahontas Island when it's not bathed in tarps
Macho's Lair in Pocahontas Island
August 6, 1970
Avg. queue length:
It's an island as depicted in the books of Captain Hook -- only with less Pocahontas and more machos! Those with active health insurance can run blindly through macho caves, hide behind macho boulders, and visit a fort with no roof!
- If you are disturbed by cuteness, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something with less people on it.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
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