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Macho's Lair in Pocahontas Island, a favorite attraction of Ichabod Crane
Macho's Lair in Pocahontas Island
May 29, 1980
Avg. queue length:
17 minutes (or 28 minutes by motorcar)
It's an island right out of the imagination of Nikki -- only with less Pocahontas and more machos! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can scrape their knees in macho caves, climb across macho buildings, and gaze longingly at a fort made inaccessable by machos!
- Warning: during the rapture, this attraction will be full of former prison inmates.
- Minimum height 24".
- For your benefit, you should be free from excessive cluelessness, '50s haircuts, or elbow, ribcage, back, chest, or finger problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling journey.
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