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The Macho's Lair in Pocahontas Island attraction, finally rusting in the shrouded sunlight
Macho's Lair in Pocahontas Island
April 12, 1969
Avg. queue length:
It's an island as depicted in the books of Card Walker -- only with less Pocahontas and more machos! Young ones can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in macho caves, read misspelled signs about macho stuff, and jump into graves behind a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!
- If it's your anniversary, animatronic animals are apt to make silly comments to your friends.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something that doesn't involve antagonists.
- Special effects may be too startling for young children.
- Boredom may occur.
- Because this is a water attraction, guests are required to buy safety specticles.
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