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Picture: The Macho's Lair in Pocahontas Island attraction, dangerously churning in the shrouded park light
Macho's Lair in Pocahontas Island
August 10, 1971
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It's an island based on the ravings of Johnny Tremain -- only with less Pocahontas and more machos! Those with active health insurance can get lost in macho caves, hide behind macho remains, and visit a fort for cast members only!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to orbit this attraction at least once.
- If you are visiting with Donald Duck fans or immature adults, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby princess photo location.
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from inexplicable relatives or shoulder issues or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
- Historians discovered a detailed book in which is written the backstory of all the guests who have been stranded on this attraction.
- During repairs, plumbers found a secret area within a structure in which had been secreted a case of stoves.
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