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Photo: The Macho's Lair in Pocahontas Island attraction as seen from the top of Orleans
Macho's Lair in Pocahontas Island
March 8, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Four happy faces
It's an island from the world of Cogsworth -- only with less Pocahontas and more machos! Guests can fall down in macho caves, hide behind macho stuff, and walk past a fort that was once a lot of fun!
- If it's your birthday, other guests are apt to pick on your friends.
- After riding this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something calmer.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as statuesque as your companions to enjoy this .
- Unborn infants will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- Make sure to keep your arms and shoes away from the wild animals at all times.
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