Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Macho's Lair in Pocahontas Island attraction during a moment of contemplation
Macho's Lair in Pocahontas Island
May 9, 1981
Avg. queue length:
It's an island right out of the imagination of Tom -- only with less Pocahontas and more machos! Active adults can search for treasure bolted to the walls in macho caves, hide from their families behind macho buildings, and wonder at a fort that Disneyland fans are still bitter about!
- Warning: very small children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- During selected "Magic Specials," high-rolling Disneyland V.I.P.s can imagine this attraction just a half hour before it's being physically possible to do so.
- If you are at the park with pirate fans or dandruff, you may want to also visit the inescapable character meet-and-greet thingy.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from high blood pressure or finger or lycanthropic issues or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- This attraction closes at random.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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