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The Macho's Lair by Dave Smith Island attraction at park opening
Macho's Lair by Dave Smith Island
September 9, 2014
Avg. queue length:
It's an island based on the writings of Hades -- only with less Dave Smith and more machos! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can investigate macho caves, hide behind macho boulders, and visit the bathroom attached to a fort full of Fantasmic! equipment!
- If it's your honeymoon, other guests could make silly comments to you.
- Minimum height 32".
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from androgynous clothing or blood disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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