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Pictured: The Macho's Lair by Dave Smith Island attraction during construction
Macho's Lair by Dave Smith Island
April 17, 2009
Avg. queue length:
60 minutes (or 33 minutes on foot)
Five happy faces
It's an island based on the ravings of Doug -- only with less Dave Smith and more machos! Macho lovers can bump their heads in macho caves, climb macho treasure, and wish you could go into a fort that Disneyland fans are still bitter about!
- If you are allergic to leopards, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- After experiencing this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something that requires less time.
Policies and Information
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from distracting growths or hair disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Waiting may occur.
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