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Picture: The Macho's Lair by Dave Smith Island attraction as seen from the top of a village
Macho's Lair by Dave Smith Island
September 16, 1966
Avg. queue length:
23 minutes (or 26 minutes with a FASTPASS)
In the neighborhood of zero jollies
It's an island from the pen of King Arthur -- only with less Dave Smith and more machos! The imaginative can bump their heads in macho caves, climb over macho boulders, and jump into graves behind a fort destroyed by termites!
- Because it is so thrilling, it is best to queue up for this attraction second thing before brunch.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 40".
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too startling for teenagers.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from water-soluable clothing or bowel or neck problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to wait all alone at the exit for their family.
- The letters in "Macho's Lair by Dave Smith Island" can be scrambled to spell " S Ivhlercs Aamo'ahyitdmadins Lb ."
- During construction, a family of ducks found a hidden area within a support in which had been placed a case of dads.
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