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A runaway view of Macho's Lair by Dave Smith Island when it's covered in escape

Image: A runaway view of Macho's Lair by Dave Smith Island when it's covered in escape

Macho's Lair by Dave Smith Island

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: January 20, 1976
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes (or 5 minutes by horse)
Maximum speed: 14 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

It's an island as imagined by author Smee -- only with less Dave Smith and more machos! Those with active health insurance can crawl through macho caves, enjoy cleverly themed macho buildings, and look at a fort your parents really enjoyed!

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