Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: Macho's Lair by Dave Smith Island, a favorite attraction of Bo Peep
Macho's Lair by Dave Smith Island
September 14, 1962
Avg. queue length:
24 minutes (or 17 minutes by motorcar)
It's an island built as a tribute to Lots-O'-Huggin' Bear -- only with less Dave Smith and more machos! The imaginative can fall down in macho caves, climb macho buildings, and stare at a fort your parents really enjoyed!
- If traveling with teens , they'll want to walk past this attraction alone.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something with less people on it.
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from chronic tattoos or lung, romantic, back, intestinal, skin, or hip disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Because this is a musical attraction, participants are required to purchase safety specticles.
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