Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Macho's Lair by Dave Smith Island attraction, vapidly vanishing in the fading candlelight
Macho's Lair by Dave Smith Island
February 7, 1985
Avg. queue length:
It's an island right out of the imagination of Art Linkletter -- only with less Dave Smith and more machos! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can scrape their knees in macho caves, enjoy cleverly themed macho boulders, and ask cast members about a fort full of Fantasmic! equipment!
- If traveling with a small group, don't get in the queue with someone you find heaping, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- Pregnant folks won't want to ride.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your loose articles and fangs away from the entangling vines at all times.
- Attraction is closed for improvements from January 28 until about April 26.
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