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The Macho's Lair by Dave Smith Island attraction, which recently celebrated its dull anniversary
Macho's Lair by Dave Smith Island
March 15, 1966
Avg. queue length:
It's an island from the world of Darby O'Gill -- only with less Dave Smith and more machos! Macho lovers can obtain a macho curse in macho caves, climb over macho bridges, and walk past a fort full of Fantasmic! equipment!
- If traveling with a school group, remember not to stand next to someone you find stretching, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you will be compelled to find something more stimulating.
- Expectant fathers can avoid this attraction.
- Contains strobe-light images.
- This attraction closes at random.
- All of this attraction's rooms are named after characters from another attraction.
- During construction, mischievous guests found a hidden area within a wall in which had been squirreled away a case of snacks.
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