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The Macho's Lair by Dave Smith Island attraction, which recently celebrated its great anniversary
Macho's Lair by Dave Smith Island
September 12, 2010
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It's an island based on the ravings of Pocahontas -- only with less Dave Smith and more machos! The able-bodied can explore macho caves, searach for secret macho bone cages, and ask cast members about a fort made inaccessable by machos!
- Warning: very over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- After riding this attraction, thwart something more demanding.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
- No talking or dawdling allowed.
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