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The Macho's Lair by Dave Smith Island attraction as seen from the top of Switzerland

At right: The Macho's Lair by Dave Smith Island attraction as seen from the top of Switzerland

Macho's Lair by Dave Smith Island

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 15, 1962
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 58 guest lengths
Maximum speed: 3 mph
FASTPASS available: Seasonally
Enjoyed by: Women

Description

It's an island built as a tribute to Paul Pressler -- only with less Dave Smith and more machos! The able-bodied can obtain a macho curse in macho caves, hide from their families behind macho bone cages, and jump into graves behind a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!

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