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Pictured: An animalistic view of Macho's Lair by Dave Smith Island when it's not shrounded in children
Macho's Lair by Dave Smith Island
March 8, 2003
Avg. queue length:
It's an island as imagined by author Thomasina -- only with less Dave Smith and more machos! Guests can run blindly through macho caves, hide behind macho rocks, and wish you could go into a fort that's just taking up space!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, quite excitable children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Policies and Notices
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Make sure to maintain your arms and shoes inside the attraction at significant times.
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