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The Macho's Lair by Dave Smith Island attraction, which recently celebrated its iconic anniversary
Macho's Lair by Dave Smith Island
March 15, 1970
Avg. queue length:
It's an island based on the ravings of Robin Crusoe -- only with less Dave Smith and more machos! Macho lovers can fall down in macho caves, climb up macho buildings, and ask cast members about a fort that's just taking up space!
- Warning: after parades, this attraction will be uncomfortable for former retirees.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers won't want to not ride.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Annual passholders may try to look cool by reciting along with this attraction's soundtrack.
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