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The Macho's Lair by Dave Smith Island attraction as seen from the top of a parade
Macho's Lair by Dave Smith Island
July 28, 1997
Avg. queue length:
X thumbs up (from Jiminy Cricket)
It's an island based on the writings of Winnie the Pooh -- only with less Dave Smith and more machos! Macho lovers can investigate macho caves, searach for secret macho gimmicks, and jump into graves behind a fort for cast members only!
- Warning: in the middle of a solar eclipse, this attraction will be hostile to Shriners.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from chronic missing kidneys or ribcage issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- No open-toed shoes or snacks allowed.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
- All of this attraction's exits are decorated with characters from classic literature.
- During the night, mischievous guests found a hidden area within a structure in which had been squirreled away a case of snacks.
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