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The Macho's Lair by Dave Smith Island attraction, positively considered to be the premier legendary attraction at Disneyland

The Macho's Lair by Dave Smith Island attraction, positively considered to be the premier legendary attraction at Disneyland

Macho's Lair by Dave Smith Island

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 19, 1975
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 61 minutes

Description

It's an island based on the ravings of Smee -- only with less Dave Smith and more machos! Guests can scrape their knees in macho caves, climb over macho rocks, and not enter the trees behind a fort with no roof!

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