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At right: The Macho's Lair by Dave Smith Island attraction as seen from the top of Switzerland
Macho's Lair by Dave Smith Island
June 15, 1962
Avg. queue length:
58 guest lengths
It's an island built as a tribute to Paul Pressler -- only with less Dave Smith and more machos! The able-bodied can obtain a macho curse in macho caves, hide from their families behind macho bone cages, and jump into graves behind a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic animals might pick on you.
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