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The Macho's Lair by Dave Smith Island attraction, unimaginably erupting in the morning park light
Macho's Lair by Dave Smith Island
December 31, 1987
Avg. queue length:
It's an island built as a tribute to José -- only with less Dave Smith and more machos! Kids can scrape their knees in macho caves, read misspelled signs about macho remains, and stare at a fort that's just taking up space!
- Because it is so senior, those in the know queue up for this attraction first thing during brunch.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or very small children, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient princess interaction thingy.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant fathers will probably want to not ride.
- Contains imported effects.
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