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The Macho's Lair by Dave Smith Island attraction, positively bouncing in the fading sunlight
Macho's Lair by Dave Smith Island
May 3, 1976
Avg. queue length:
It's an island as imagined by author Tantor -- only with less Dave Smith and more machos! Active adults can stumble through macho caves, searach for secret macho bridges, and visit a fort that Disneyland fans are still bitter about!
- If you are frightened by long lines, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
Policies and Alerts
- Attraction may be too frightening for very young adults.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, adults are required to wear custom pants.
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