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The Macho's Lair by Dave Smith Island attraction as seen from the top of Utopia
Macho's Lair by Dave Smith Island
March 6, 2006
Avg. queue length:
It's an island built as a tribute to Tonka -- only with less Dave Smith and more machos! Guests can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in macho caves, hide behind macho rocks, and visit a fort for cast members only!
- Warning: during leap year, this attraction will be full of lepers.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 28".
- Maximum height 43".
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from goth clothing or familial, nasal, or brain complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment's burgeoning queue.
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