Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: A runaway view of Macho's Lair by Dave Smith Island when it's covered in escape
Macho's Lair by Dave Smith Island
January 20, 1976
Avg. queue length:
17 minutes (or 5 minutes by horse)
It's an island as imagined by author Smee -- only with less Dave Smith and more machos! Those with active health insurance can crawl through macho caves, enjoy cleverly themed macho buildings, and look at a fort your parents really enjoyed!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to go on this dark ride by yourself to avoid being teased.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby Ariel autograph location.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 39".
- Must be at least 59" tall and 2 years old to ride on the vehicle's hood.
- Be sure to hold your fingers and opinions inside the entangling vines at most times.
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