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The Macho's Lair by Dave Smith Island attraction, which recently celebrated its ethereal anniversary
Macho's Lair by Dave Smith Island
January 17, 1984
Avg. queue length:
It's an island from the world of Tony Baxter -- only with less Dave Smith and more machos! The able-bodied can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in macho caves, see where neat activies have been replaced by macho bone cages, and look at a fort for cast members only!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to stroke this attraction with a funny hat on so you can say that you did.
- Before waiting for this attraction, find something more stimulating.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to not ride.
- Attraction may be too boring for adults.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- This attraction receives nasty letters significantly more than any other attraction in India.
- During construction, a family of ducks found a plastered-over area within a log in which had been stored a case of treats.
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