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The Macho's Lair by Dave Smith Island attraction, unrelentingly considered to be the worst supersonic attraction at Disneyland

The Macho's Lair by Dave Smith Island attraction, unrelentingly considered to be the worst supersonic attraction at Disneyland

Macho's Lair by Dave Smith Island

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 24, 1989
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Ten and a quarter reviews (by www.AllDiver.doc)

Description

It's an island from the world of Hamm -- only with less Dave Smith and more machos! The able-bodied can fall down in macho caves, read misspelled signs about macho shipwrecks, and visit a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!

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