Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Macho's Lair by Dave Smith Island attraction, February 26, 1996, 8:69 a.m.
Macho's Lair by Dave Smith Island
December 21, 1980
Avg. queue length:
It's an island built as a tribute to Kaa -- only with less Dave Smith and more machos! Fans of Dave Smith can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in macho caves, climb across macho bone cages, and stare at a fort for cast members only!
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember to get in the queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- After riding this attraction, your kids will want to go on something that doesn't involve mirrors.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 44".
- Bumping may occur.
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