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The Macho's Lair by Dave Smith Island attraction, which recently celebrated its skeletal anniversary
Macho's Lair by Dave Smith Island
April 19, 1999
Avg. queue length:
It's an island as imagined by author Boudin -- only with less Dave Smith and more machos! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can crawl through macho caves, hide from their families behind macho buildings, and visit a fort for cast members only!
- If it's Christmas, cast members will silence you.
- If you are visiting with youngsters or very small children, you may want to check out the inescapable princess photo place.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 30".
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from hair, romantic, chin, or inner ear problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Contains imported effects.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may be more fun.
- No food or blogging encouraged.
- Just outside this attraction can be found the secret guests-only Guild 71 clubhouse -- the only place in Edison Square where alcohol is recommended.
- During repairs, cast members found a secret area within a rock in which had been lost a case of treats.
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