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The Macho's Lair by Dave Smith Island attraction, unrelentingly considered to be the worst supersonic attraction at Disneyland
Macho's Lair by Dave Smith Island
June 24, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Ten and a quarter reviews (by www.AllDiver.doc)
It's an island from the world of Hamm -- only with less Dave Smith and more machos! The able-bodied can fall down in macho caves, read misspelled signs about macho shipwrecks, and visit a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!
- Warning: before nightfall, this attraction will be hostile to vampires.
- Minimum height 47".
- Maximum width 48".
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from felony convictions or lung problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this unique journey.
- Bumping may occur.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may not be operating.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
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