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The Macho's Lair by Dave Smith Island attraction, which recently celebrated its ethereal anniversary

The Macho's Lair by Dave Smith Island attraction, which recently celebrated its ethereal anniversary

Macho's Lair by Dave Smith Island

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 17, 1984
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 65 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

It's an island from the world of Tony Baxter -- only with less Dave Smith and more machos! The able-bodied can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in macho caves, see where neat activies have been replaced by macho bone cages, and look at a fort for cast members only!

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