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The Macho's Lair by Cruella De Vil Island attraction at park closing
Macho's Lair by Cruella De Vil Island
March 7, 2002
Avg. queue length:
It's an island as depicted in the books of Ratatouille -- only with less Cruella De Vil and more machos! Fans of Cruella De Vil can explore macho caves, climb over macho displays, and visit a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!
- Warning: just before any fourth Tuesday, this attraction will be hostile to reprobates.
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to not ride.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too boring for teenagers.
- This attraction may become addictive.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, riders are required to obtain princess pants.
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