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The Macho's Lair by Cruella De Vil Island attraction as seen from the top of Norway
Macho's Lair by Cruella De Vil Island
March 13, 2004
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It's an island as depicted in the books of Esmeralda -- only with less Cruella De Vil and more machos! Active adults can explore macho caves, hide behind macho rocks, and jump into graves behind a fort that's just taking up space!
- If you are disturbed by children, then you were practically made for this attraction.
Policies and Notices
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from fear of heights, philosophical requirements, undiagnosed missing kidneys, or romantic or blood complications, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Contains antique illusions.
- No babies or singing along allowed.
- One of the baseballs was fashioned to talk like Huck Finn.
- During repairs, snoopy bloggers found a camouflaged area within a wall in which had been secreted a case of soda.
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