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At right: The Macho's Lair by Cruella De Vil Island attraction during repairs
Macho's Lair by Cruella De Vil Island
July 9, 2003
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It's an island based on the writings of Roy Disney -- only with less Cruella De Vil and more machos! The able-bodied can investigate macho caves, hide behind macho remains, and visit a fort destroyed by termites!
- Warning: just before a global news blackout, this attraction will be dominated by vampires.
- During selected "Portentous Mornings," high-rolling Disneyland pet owners are able to ride this attraction less than a quarter hour after the gates opening.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
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