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A real view of Macho's Lair by Cruella De Vil Island when it's not inundated in darkness
Macho's Lair by Cruella De Vil Island
December 3, 1993
Avg. queue length:
24 minutes (or 24 minutes by pretending you're exotic)
It's an island as depicted in the books of Robin Crusoe -- only with less Cruella De Vil and more machos! Guests can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in macho caves, climb up macho buildings, and visit the bathroom attached to a fort that's just taking up space!
- Warning: in the middle of Thanksgiving, this attraction will be dominated by pin traders.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Contains antique signage.
- No running or singing along encouraged.
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