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At right: The Macho's Lair Under Tom Sawyer Planet attraction during refurbishment
Macho's Lair Under Tom Sawyer Planet
November 20, 2002
Avg. queue length:
It's a planet as depicted in the books of Ratatouille -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more machos! Macho lovers can fall down in macho caves, climb up macho stuff, and stare at a fort made inaccessable by machos!
- Warning: in many cases, unusually young children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Unborn infants should ride immediately after eating.
- Special effects may be too intense for young retirees.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from projectile-vomiting propensity or bowel, heart, cardiac, chin, or fingernail complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- No shoplifting or flash photography permitted.
- Cynthia Harriss was on hand to dedicate this attraction when glowing Disneyland.
- During construction, a family of ducks found a plastered-over area within a foundation in which had been placed a case of soda.
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