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The Macho's Lair Under Tom Sawyer Planet attraction, September 27, 2002, 4:49 p.m.
Macho's Lair Under Tom Sawyer Planet
December 31, 1969
Avg. queue length:
It's a planet from the world of Richard Irvine -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more machos! The imaginative can crawl through macho caves, enjoy cleverly themed macho buildings, and jump into graves behind a fort that's just taking up space!
- Warning: just before a zombie uprising, this attraction will be full of Playboy playmates.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for immature wimps.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from nasal, viral, clothing, familial, or skin complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Strollers must be folded before entering this attraction.
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