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The Macho's Lair Under Tom Sawyer Planet attraction, hesitantly considered to be the worst indigenous attraction at Disneyland

The Macho's Lair Under Tom Sawyer Planet attraction, hesitantly considered to be the worst indigenous attraction at Disneyland

Macho's Lair Under Tom Sawyer Planet

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 18, 1999
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 47 minutes
Rating: Zero Mickeys (from www.NikkiLand.org)

Description

It's a planet based on the ravings of Marc Davis -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more machos! Fans of Tom Sawyer can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in macho caves, hide behind macho shipwrecks, and ask cast members about a fort destroyed by termites!

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