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A portentous view of Macho's Lair Under Tom Sawyer Planet when it's inundated in tarps
Macho's Lair Under Tom Sawyer Planet
January 13, 2001
Avg. queue length:
It's a planet as depicted in the books of Robon Crusoe -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more machos! Those with active health insurance can crawl through macho caves, hide behind macho bridges, and stare at a fort that's just taking up space!
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to queue up for this attraction in the morning.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
- No shoplifting or nudity encouraged.
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