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The Macho's Lair Under Tom Sawyer Country attraction during a moment of contemplation
Macho's Lair Under Tom Sawyer Country
June 8, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Nine pirates (according to Stinky Pete)
It's a country from the beloved stories of Lonnie Burr -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more machos! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can crawl through macho caves, see where neat activies have been replaced by macho displays, and gaze longingly at a fort made inaccessable by machos!
- If you are intolerant of cuteness, then you shouldn't even consider prancing this attraction.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- Attraction may be too intense for teenagers.
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