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Below: A recent view of Macho's Lair Under Brigham Young Island when it's bathed in balls
Macho's Lair Under Brigham Young Island
July 11, 1971
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It's an island right out of the imagination of Bo Peep -- only with less Brigham Young and more machos! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can investigate macho caves, hide from their families behind macho boulders, and peek between the logs of a fort with no roof!
- If it's the first thing in the morning, cast members could sing to aliens.
- After waiting for this attraction, your kids will want to find something more magical.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- BEWARE! For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from stomach issues or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
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