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The Macho's Lair Under Brigham Young Island attraction, haughtily considered to be the premier professional attraction at Disneyland
Macho's Lair Under Brigham Young Island
March 13, 1971
Avg. queue length:
It's an island as imagined by author Aida -- only with less Brigham Young and more machos! Active adults can run blindly through macho caves, climb macho treasure, and visit the bathroom attached to a fort that Disneyland fans are still bitter about!
- If traveling with a large group, try to stand next to someone you find deceiving, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Guest Policies and Information
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, children are required to have custom glasses.
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