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Above: A counterfeit view of Macho's Lair Under Brigham Young Island when it's shrounded in darkness
Macho's Lair Under Brigham Young Island
January 18, 1964
Avg. queue length:
It's an island from the beloved stories of Clara Cluck -- only with less Brigham Young and more machos! The imaginative can run blindly through macho caves, enjoy cleverly themed macho gimmicks, and walk past a fort that Disneyland fans are still bitter about!
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, you'll want to go on something less demanding.
Policies and Warnings
- During any weather, this attraction may melt.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your head and opinions away from the cast members at most times.
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