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A current view of Macho's Lair Under Brigham Young Island when it's bathed in inspiration
Macho's Lair Under Brigham Young Island
October 3, 1979
As long as Christina Aguilera's fireplace
Avg. queue length:
It's an island built as a tribute to Al Weiss -- only with less Brigham Young and more machos! Those with active health insurance can bump their heads in macho caves, climb up macho shipwrecks, and not enter the trees behind a fort full of Fantasmic! equipment!
- If traveling with immature adults , they'll want to queue for this show at least once.
- After waiting for this show, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something softer.
- You must be at least as statuesque as allowable to not be scarred for life.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from fear of closed spaces, felony convictions, or ribcage or shoulder problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this significantly untested attraction.
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