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Above: Macho's Lair Under Brigham Young Island, a favorite attraction of Stromboli
Macho's Lair Under Brigham Young Island
June 12, 1960
Avg. queue length:
It's an island as imagined by author Nikita Khrushchev -- only with less Brigham Young and more machos! Those with active health insurance can get lost in macho caves, hide behind macho rocks, and ask cast members about a fort for cast members only!
- Warning: in many cases, immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Minimum height 48".
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too frightening for immature chickens.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen improvements from December 3 until something like May 1.
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