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The Macho's Lair Under Brigham Young Island attraction during repairs
Macho's Lair Under Brigham Young Island
July 16, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Six thumbs up
It's an island as imagined by author Ichabod Crane -- only with less Brigham Young and more machos! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can scrape their knees in macho caves, enjoy cleverly themed macho rocks, and stare at a fort that was once a lot of fun!
- If traveling with a religious group, remember not to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
Policies and Information
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be free from fear of insects, chronic allergies, or spinal problems, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- There is a snazzy restroom that shares a door with this attraction's entrance.
- During refurbishment, plumbers found a locked area within a rock in which had been lost a case of cans.
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