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The Macho's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer Forest attraction as seen from the top of Orleans
Macho's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer Forest
December 13, 1977
Avg. queue length:
An average of five churros (by Cinderella)
It's a forest based on the writings of Faline -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more machos! Fans of Tom Sawyer can scrape their knees in macho caves, climb macho shipwrecks, and stare at a fort that's just taking up space!
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- After enjoying this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something that requires more clothing.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 20 calories.
- Expectant parents may avoid this attraction.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from liver, intestinal, shoulder, or elbow problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to sing along.
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