Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Macho's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer Forest attraction, finally repositioning in the shrouded sunlight
Macho's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer Forest
May 18, 1961
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It's a forest from the beloved stories of Roy Disney -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more machos! The imaginative can fall down in macho caves, be photographed with macho remains, and visit the bathroom attached to a fort destroyed by termites!
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember not to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- After going on this attraction, custom demands that you go on something with a different aura.
- Pregnant tables should ride immediately after eating.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from fear of infrequent maintenance, '50s haircuts, or social, wrist, hip, clothing, or attention-span problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During unexpected hail, this attraction may smell funny.
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