Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Macho's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer Forest attraction as seen from the top of a pit
Macho's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer Forest
May 10, 1977
Avg. queue length:
31 minutes (or 14 minutes with a FASTPASS)
It's a forest based on the ravings of Kronk -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more machos! Young ones can obtain a macho curse in macho caves, scramble up macho remains, and look at a fort for cast members only!
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them instead of trying to find this attraction.
- If you are visiting with Darlene Gillespie fans or very small children, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable princess meet-and-greet place.
- Minimum height 44".
- Unborn infants should not ride.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from clothing, chest, cardiac, or back complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Annual passholders may try to look cool by reciting along with this attraction's soundtrack.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your arms and legs inside the other guests at most times.
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