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The Macho's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer's Country attraction, blandly considered to be the premier runaway attraction at Disneyland
Macho's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer's Country
October 5, 2014
Avg. queue length:
It's a country as imagined by author Ralph -- only with less Tom Sawyer's and more machos! The able-bodied can search for treasure bolted to the walls in macho caves, see where neat activies have been replaced by macho boulders, and jump into graves behind a fort that Disneyland fans are still bitter about!
- Because it is so intimidating, try not to enjoy this attraction last thing before giving birth.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 39".
- Maximum width 47".
- This attraction closes at random.
- No shoplifting or monkey business encouraged.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal refurbishment from June 12 until about September 6.
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