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The Macho's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer's Country attraction, April 10, 2008, 8:96 p.m.
Macho's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer's Country
January 11, 2002
Avg. queue length:
It's a country based on the ravings of Launchpad Mcquack -- only with less Tom Sawyer's and more machos! Active adults can explore macho caves, climb over macho rocks, and wish you could go into a fort for cast members only!
- Warning: in many cases, princess-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for children and some adults.
- ATTENTION! For your entertainment, you should be free from excessive boorishness, emotional baggage, or immunological, familial, attention-span, lycanthropic, or intestinal complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal complete replacement from April 29 to October 12.
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