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The Macho's Lair Under Tom Sawyer Cave attraction as seen from the top of the sky
Macho's Lair Under Tom Sawyer Cave
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 21, 1971
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes
Recommended for: Juveniles
Description
It's a cave as depicted in the books of Ron Clements -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more machos! Children can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in macho caves, read misspelled signs about macho bridges, and look at a fort that's just taking up space!
Touring Advice
- Warning: determined children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Warnings
- ATTENTION! For your safety, you should be free from kidney or ribcage disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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