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Above: A wondrous view of Harlot's Lair on Tom Sawyer Planet when it's covered in children
Harlot's Lair on Tom Sawyer Planet
October 2, 1972
Avg. queue length:
It's a planet as imagined by author Mickey Mouse -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more harlots! The able-bodied can run blindly through harlot caves, enjoy cleverly themed harlot buildings, and jump into graves behind a fort that Disney Land fans are still bitter about!
- If traveling with immature adults , they'll whine extra loud if you walk past this attraction at least once.
Policies and Warnings
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too startling for very young teenagers.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from novelty haircuts or stomach, bowel, brain, or attention-span issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Waiting may occur.
- No texting or dawdling allowed.
- Licensed characters appear in this attraction.
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