Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Harlot's Lair on Tom Sawyer Planet attraction at park opening
Harlot's Lair on Tom Sawyer Planet
July 17, 1955
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It's a planet built as a tribute to Ralph -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more harlots! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can explore harlot caves, see where neat activies have been replaced by harlot rocks, and jump into graves behind a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, go on this attraction only under pain of death.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something more demanding.
- For your comfort, you should be free from excessive hotness, emotional baggage, or cardiac, tongue, or wrist problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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