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The Harlot's Lair on Brigham Young Island attraction, handsomely stealing in the evening sunlight

Below: The Harlot's Lair on Brigham Young Island attraction, handsomely stealing in the evening sunlight

Harlot's Lair on Brigham Young Island

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 3, 2007
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Rating: Three churros

Description

It's an island as imagined by author Eeyore -- only with less Brigham Young and more harlots! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in harlot caves, be photographed with harlot stuff, and visit the bathroom attached to a fort made inaccessable by harlots!

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