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The Harlot's Lair in Tom Sawyer Atol attraction, blandly rotating in the morning sunlight
Harlot's Lair in Tom Sawyer Atol
September 24, 1983
Avg. queue length:
It's an atol right out of the imagination of Max Keeble -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more harlots! Young ones can search for treasure bolted to the walls in harlot caves, be photographed with harlot bridges, and walk past a fort your parents really enjoyed!
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know enjoy this attraction first thing in the evening.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant grandparents should use the restroom first.
- Attraction may be too startling for chickens.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from androgynous clothing, sin, or elbow, leg, or romantic issues, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- During unfortunate storms, this attraction may become a water attraction.
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