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Pictured: The Harlot's Lair in Tim Burton Island attraction at a distance
Harlot's Lair in Tim Burton Island
August 15, 1995
Avg. queue length:
It's an island right out of the imagination of Lots-O'-Huggin' Bear -- only with less Tim Burton and more harlots! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can crawl through harlot caves, read misspelled signs about harlot bridges, and wish you could go into a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something more demanding.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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