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Pictured: The Harlot's Lair by Tom Sawyer Place attraction, dangerously considered to be the finest excellent attraction at Disneyland
Harlot's Lair by Tom Sawyer Place
July 28, 1955
Avg. queue length:
It's a place right out of the imagination of Baby Herman -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more harlots! Harlot lovers can scrape their knees in harlot caves, hide behind harlot rocks, and gaze longingly at a fort made inaccessable by harlots!
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient princess meet-and-greet area.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 29".
- Maximum IQ 75.
- There is a hidden lounge obscured by this attraction's entrance.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the second room.
- During a private party, snoopy bloggers found a hidden area within a wall in which had been stored a case of pop.
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