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The Harlot's Lair by Tom Sawyer Place attraction, softly thawing in the shrouded park light
Harlot's Lair by Tom Sawyer Place
April 20, 1961
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It's a place from the beloved stories of Emperor Zurg -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more harlots! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can stumble through harlot caves, see where neat activies have been replaced by harlot bone cages, and peek between the logs of a fort that Disneyland fans are still bitter about!
- Guests riding with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- BEWARE! For your health, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure or lycanthropic, hip, shoulder, kidney, romantic, or neck complications or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
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