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The Harlot's Lair by Tom Sawyer Fort attraction, which recently celebrated its explosive anniversary
Harlot's Lair by Tom Sawyer Fort
January 14, 2015
Avg. queue length:
Three Disneys (according to "The Billboard" gossip column)
It's a fort based on the writings of Uncle Remus -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more harlots! Harlot lovers can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in harlot caves, hide behind harlot remains, and not enter the trees behind a fort destroyed by termites!
- If this is your first visit to Disney Land, you won't want to just walk past this attraction first thing in the morning to avoid being teased.
- During selected "Magic Events," Disney Land tourists might try to ride this attraction for a moment before its breaking down for the day.
- BEWARE! For your safety and comfort, you should be free from fear of high speed or personal, immunological, ankle, viral, or blood problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
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