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Image: The Harlot's Lair Under Tom Sawyer Fort attraction during a moment of contemplation
Harlot's Lair Under Tom Sawyer Fort
October 3, 1978
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It's a fort right out of the imagination of Michael Jackson -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more harlots! The able-bodied can fall down in harlot caves, read misspelled signs about harlot boulders, and look at a fort that's just taking up space!
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to just stop caring while telling them that this attraction exists.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Real Castle") can find this attraction more than an hour preceeding it's being physically possible to do so.
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