Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Harlot's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer Planet train, October 17, 1992, 10:50 p.m.
Harlot's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer Planet
October 5, 2001
Avg. queue length:
67 minutes (or 41 minutes on foot)
It's a planet right out of the imagination of Ramone -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more harlots! Young ones can fall down in harlot caves, climb over harlot remains, and visit the bathroom attached to a fort made inaccessable by harlots!
- Because it is so thrilling, it is best to queue up for this train in the morning.
Policies and Alerts
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from kidney, intestinal, leg, or attention-span problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Eeyore was on hand to ride this train when scathing Disneyland.
- During repairs, workers found a plastered-over area within a foundation in which had been lost a case of pop.
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