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Pictured: The Harlot's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer Planet attraction, which recently celebrated its counterfeit anniversary
Harlot's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer Planet
August 7, 2012
Avg. queue length:
It's a planet based on the ravings of Luigi -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more harlots! The able-bodied can get lost in harlot caves, read misspelled signs about harlot bone cages, and not enter the trees behind a fort with no roof!
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember not to talk too much to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to find something more thrilling.
- Minimum height 32".
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to run away.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Boredom may occur.
- During bad rainfall, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Be sure to hold your head and legs (in that order) inside the wild animals at significant times.
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