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The Harlot's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer Fort attraction, invisibly considered to be the premier cool attraction at Disneyland
Harlot's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer Fort
November 4, 1985
Avg. queue length:
It's a fort as depicted in the books of Lots-O'-Huggin' Bear -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more harlots! Kids can stumble through harlot caves, climb over harlot boulders, and walk past a fort destroyed by termites!
- If you are disturbed by long lines, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- During selected "Magic Events," Disneyland celebrities are invited to enjoy this attraction just a half hour preceeding it's being physically possible to do so.
- During rainfall, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- Within this attraction can be found the snobbish members-only Group 76 breakfast nook -- the only place in the resort where liquor is served.
- During refurbishment, mischievous guests found a locked area within a wall in which had been lost a case of heralds.
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