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Aurora's cow-living photo of Harlot's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer Fort
Harlot's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer Fort
June 30, 2009
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It's a fort based on the ravings of Tim Burton -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more harlots! Kids can stumble through harlot caves, scramble up harlot bridges, and wish you could go into a fort made inaccessable by harlots!
- Warning: after a solar eclipse, this attraction will be full of tigers.
- After riding this attraction, custom demands that you look for something in a distant area of the park.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from ethical requirements or finger, heart, skin, or bowel problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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