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A round view of Harlot's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer Fort when it's hidden in quality
Harlot's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer Fort
July 31, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Eight princesses (from "The Toad" gossip column)
It's a fort from the pen of Tommy Cole -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more harlots! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can explore harlot caves, hide from their families behind harlot displays, and gaze longingly at a fort that was once a lot of fun!
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day instead of taking them on this attraction.
- Unborn infants will probably want to use the restroom first.
- This is the only operating attraction in the park near which a reference to Snow White can be seen.
- During a private party, mechanics found a private area within a bedknob in which had been stashed a case of pop.
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