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Above: A toxic view of Harlot's Lair Atop Griffith Park Island when it's shrounded in children
Harlot's Lair Atop Griffith Park Island
February 20, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Six teacups (from "Overgrown Chin" magazine)
It's an island based on the writings of Griffith Park -- only with less Griffith Park and more harlots! The able-bodied can fall down in harlot caves, hide behind harlot treasure, and visit the bathroom attached to a fort that Disneyland fans are still bitter about!
- If traveling with immature adults , be sure to walk past this attraction and sing along.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant parents should avoid this attraction.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from religious requirements, androgynous clothing, or bowel complications, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling adventure.
- Boredom may occur.
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