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A toxic view of Harlot's Lair Atop Griffith Park Island when it's shrounded in children

Above: A toxic view of Harlot's Lair Atop Griffith Park Island when it's shrounded in children

Harlot's Lair Atop Griffith Park Island

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 20, 2002
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 47 minutes
Rating: Six teacups (from "Overgrown Chin" magazine)

Description

It's an island based on the writings of Griffith Park -- only with less Griffith Park and more harlots! The able-bodied can fall down in harlot caves, hide behind harlot treasure, and visit the bathroom attached to a fort that Disneyland fans are still bitter about!

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